You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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