You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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