i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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