hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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