if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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