It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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