can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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