no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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