After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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