I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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