we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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