god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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