So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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