The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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