Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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