She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish i was in the wii world.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
