Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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