I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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