Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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