We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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