let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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