Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The air was thick with penises
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
