i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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