dude i'm inner monologue high
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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