Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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