I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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