I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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