grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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