i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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