do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Say something about gay babies.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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