Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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