did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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