she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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