My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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