Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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