She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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