i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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