Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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