He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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