They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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