Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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