Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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