She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Holy sore nipples Batman
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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