So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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