Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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