: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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