some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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