When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There's always time for handjobs
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
