it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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