Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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