It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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