where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize