who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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