I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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