I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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