and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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