i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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