Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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