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  dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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• (415): View more from California

  I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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• (626): View more from California

  They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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• (914): View more from New York

  Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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  Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?

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• (408): View more from California

  No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.

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• (510): View more from California

  Are you drunk already?

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  Not already - at LAST.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?

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