At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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