I will die if light touches me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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