I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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