I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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