Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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